#1 Fine
This is the word a woman uses to end an argument when she still thinks she's right. It means you need to shut up.
#2 Five Minutes
If she's getting dressed, this means half an hr. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game.
#3 Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means Something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with Nothing usually end in Fine (Refer to #1).
#4 Go Ahead
This is a dare, not a permission. Do not do it.
#5 Loud Sigh
This is actually a word, but a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. It means that she thinks you're an idiot and wonders why she's wasting her time standing here & arguing with you about nothing (Refer to #3).
#6 It's Ok
This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. It means that she wants to think long & hard before deciding how & when you'll pay for your mistake.
#7 Thanks
A woman is thanking you. Do not question, or faint. Just say You're welcome.
*Special Clause: If a woman says Thanks a lot - it is pure sarcasm. Do not say You're welcome. That will bring on a "Whatever" (Refer to #8).
#8 Whatever
Is a woman's way of saying F- You.
#9 Don't worry about it, I got it.
Another dangerous statement. Meaning this is sth that a woman has told a man to do serveral times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" before a woman replies "Nothing" (Refer to #3).
LOL! Cant stop laughing at this.