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June 2007 |
Sunday, July 10, 2011
#1 Fine This is the word a woman uses to end an argument when she still thinks she's right. It means you need to shut up. #2 Five Minutes If she's getting dressed, this means half an hr. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game. #3 Nothing This is the calm before the storm. This means Something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with Nothing usually end in Fine (Refer to #1). #4 Go Ahead This is a dare, not a permission. Do not do it. #5 Loud Sigh This is actually a word, but a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. It means that she thinks you're an idiot and wonders why she's wasting her time standing here & arguing with you about nothing (Refer to #3). #6 It's Ok This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. It means that she wants to think long & hard before deciding how & when you'll pay for your mistake. #7 Thanks A woman is thanking you. Do not question, or faint. Just say You're welcome. *Special Clause: If a woman says Thanks a lot - it is pure sarcasm. Do not say You're welcome. That will bring on a "Whatever" (Refer to #8). #8 Whatever Is a woman's way of saying F- You. #9 Don't worry about it, I got it. Another dangerous statement. Meaning this is sth that a woman has told a man to do serveral times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" before a woman replies "Nothing" (Refer to #3). LOL! Cant stop laughing at this. |